Mueller Report reading instructions

By Steve Cichon
steve@buffalostories.com
@stevebuffalo

They accidentally left the instruction page off today’s report:

Robert Mueller

From the following 400 pages, pick your four favorite paragraphs and pretend the rest doesn’t exist. Engage in childish name calling against anyone whose favorite paragraphs are different from yours. If anything in this report makes you rethink any previously held position for even a moment, take an aspirin and turn on your favorite cable news network. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

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Steve Cichon

Steve Cichon is a proud Buffalonian helping the world experience the city he loves. writing about the people, places, and ideas that make Buffalo unique and special. The storyteller and historian has written six books, worn bow ties since the 80s, and is the News Director at WECK Radio. A 25 year Buffalo media veteran, Steve's contributed more than 1400 Buffalo History stories to The Buffalo News, worked at WIVB-TV, Empire Sports Network, and spent ten years as a newsman and News Director at WBEN Radio. He's also put his communication skills to work as an adjunct professor, a producer of PBS documentaries, and even run for Erie County Clerk. Steve's Buffalo roots run deep: all eight of his great-grandparents called Buffalo home, with his first ancestors arriving here in 1827.