Mueller Report reading instructions

By Steve Cichon
steve@buffalostories.com
@stevebuffalo

They accidentally left the instruction page off today’s report:

Robert Mueller

From the following 400 pages, pick your four favorite paragraphs and pretend the rest doesn’t exist. Engage in childish name calling against anyone whose favorite paragraphs are different from yours. If anything in this report makes you rethink any previously held position for even a moment, take an aspirin and turn on your favorite cable news network. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.